Husband calls his wife…
Nokrani ne call uthai
Husband: Begam se baat karwao
Nokrani: Woh tu sahab k sath room me hain
Husband: Sahab to main hon
Nokrani: Tu main kya karon?
Husband: Dono ko maar do
After killing…
Nokrani: Lashon ka kya karon?
Husband: Ghar k pechay naddi may phenk kr bhag jao
Nokrani: Ghar k pechay tu naddi nahi hai
Husband: Tu kya yeh 35***99 number yahi hai????
Nokrani: Nahi
Husband: Sorry wrong number
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